Your own cosplay cafe

Most of us otakus knows the existance of these cosplay/maid cafes(コスプレ/メイド喫茶) that populated tokyo's Akibahara area. I myself is very interested in visiting starting one. You see, otakus visiting the cafe don't mind paying a lot for the "service", therefore I assume one could make a decent profit even if you have to pay your "maids" a whole lot of $. But that's beside the point! If I'm the boss of a cosplay cafe, I'll have the chance to look work with girls in costume all day! plus I got to choose which costume, muhahahaha. Now who want to write a business proposal with me so I can get a loan??

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